The Danger Zone
I thought of this today. Laughed out loud to myself. Went to the store. Spent $7 on baked beans. And here you go.
I thought of this today. Laughed out loud to myself. Went to the store. Spent $7 on baked beans. And here you go.
A company wanted me to make them a video about their product. Here’s what I did.
I downloaded a bunch of old commercials and this is what happened.
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Thoughts on plungers, foreign languages, shaving, being gay, sleeping and getting a speeding ticket.
As I grab the bottle, put it to my mouthpiece One in the diaper, the onesie is off, relief Eight in the morn, born – Placenta in-between us Baby smalls the fetus, conceived from too much margaritas Cheerios – the material – for my dry cereal Food dipper, puke dripper, the nipple sipper I drop my head up and down like a baby swing Quick to grab the teething ring and make it soothe my gums all night, blocks and [...]
Thoughts on memory, pills, face tattoos, smucker’s slogan, and people with the same name as you.
What is a dumpster baby to you? What is a dumpster baby to you? Living your life Grind horses for glue What is a dumpster baby to you? Piles of babies sailing the seas On top of a raft that’s made out of bees What is a dumpster baby to you? What is a dumpster baby to you?