Draw My Life — Jerry Bloop
Jerry Bloop draws his life for you!!!
I downloaded a bunch of old commercials and this is what happened.
START THE SHOW: http://bit.ly/XJPwo6 Featuring videos by UCBComedy, The Peter Serafinowicz Show, Conan O’Brien, The Onion, BinkieMcFartNuggets and edatlin
Thoughts on plungers, foreign languages, shaving, being gay, sleeping and getting a speeding ticket.
As I grab the bottle, put it to my mouthpiece One in the diaper, the onesie is off, relief Eight in the morn, born – Placenta in-between us Baby smalls the fetus, conceived from too much margaritas Cheerios – the material – for my dry cereal Food dipper, puke dripper, the nipple sipper I drop my head up and down like a baby swing Quick to grab the teething ring and make it soothe my gums all night, blocks and [...]
Thoughts on memory, pills, face tattoos, smucker’s slogan, and people with the same name as you.
What is a dumpster baby to you? What is a dumpster baby to you? Living your life Grind horses for glue What is a dumpster baby to you? Piles of babies sailing the seas On top of a raft that’s made out of bees What is a dumpster baby to you? What is a dumpster baby to you?
Greetings all in the internet realm! Jerry Bloop here with Uninformed Videogame Reviews. This month I attempt to review Halo 4, Far Cry 3, The Walking Dead Game and Hitman Absolution. Really Fast Reviews takes a look at Call of Duty Black Ops 2, New Super Mario Bros. U and Guardians Of Middle Earth. During Nap Time Jerry opens his Christmas presents.
Of all the bus stations in all the cities in all the world she had to walk into mine. Gloria Stampsberry, world renowned bingo player and object of my droopy eye was on her way to the next Bingo Tournament and awaiting her bus. Luckily, I knew exactly how to keep her mind and beautiful blue hair occupied. “Pardon me, Miss Stampsberry…” I managed to stammer. “The bus to GlueTown has been delayed and I was wondering if you’d like [...]